[Open] 🚬 June Flames

[burnitblack]

Who: Dabi & others
What: June Catch-All
When: Various
Where: June

Content Warnings: Potential mentions of domestic/child abuse, potential mentions of murder, violence, adult language or subjects

Notes: General and specific starters will be below. More to come, including event prompts. Contact under cut.

If you want to hit me up for ideas on prompts or plots, feel free to comment on Dabi's CR plotting post or his Event plotting post (tbd), hit me up on my contacts – Plurk (StarSeed69) / Discord (StarSeed#3572) – shoot me a PM, or drop an ooc comment down below, and we’ll hash it out. I'm down to write a unique starter for our threads if you prefer.

NOTE: I'll be with limited computer access the first week of June, and will get event prompts up when I return.

Comments

[dirtdevil]

[ god damn it.

he was prepared for this, because the man's right: this looks like an extremely stupid trade, one that benefits Dabi a hell of a lot more than him. he thought maybe there would be no questions asked for the same reason—why not just take advantage of said stupidity and run with it?

whatever, though. it's fine. he sighs inwardly before admitting the truth. ]

It doesn't fit. I'm sure having something made of indestructible fabric is great when it does fit, but when it's not even close to the right size, you're shit out of luck. You can't exactly cut it up and resize it. It's indestructible.

[ he's not just gonna come out and say it, but even with the robe still folded up it's probably pretty easy to figure out: it's way, way too big for him, to the point where it would be more of an encumbrance than anything else.

it's very tragic. ]

To be honest, I think this bag was probably meant for someone else.

[ perhaps someone who isn't five foot three on a good day. ]

dammit, levi; don't go trading your giant boyfriend's cloak!

[burnitblack]

[the transaction is still halfway through, considering dabi's got the cloak pinned to the table via that tube of clean wipes. but usually when someone offers a trade that's far greater in value than the traded item, it rouses one's curiosity. he wouldn't have bothered asking if levi came across as an idiot. but unfortunately (or fortunately) levi doesn't seem a fool, and so dabi's more than willing to look the proverbial gift horse in the mouth.]

It doesn't fit...

[just gonna repeat that for a second. somewhere in his mind, he assumed these satchels and their gear inside were tailored for the individual, specifically for the sake that this kind of thing doesn't happen. but then again, dabi's no expert in the way trench works, nor in how it prepares or under-prepares its captives for their lives here. that said, levi makes the obvious point about how tailoring this robe wouldn't be possible (ignoring the notion of knots and non-penetrative clasps + belts and shit).

he hums in thought before giving the canister's "butt" a drag towards himself, scooping the robe off the table and into his lap before offering levi the container of disinfecting wipes. this is going to bite one of them in the ass later... guaranteed. but! trade's done. levi's got his intensely-lemon scented fresh wipes and dabi's the new owner of another indestructible robe.

fair? nope! accepted? yep!]

Huh. That so... The way some people go on, you'd think these bags only show up to the person they're meant for.

[at least levi's got some good quality on his hands, dabi rests his elbow on the table and tilts his head towards the canister.]

Those things are pretty concentrated. One'll go a long way.

omg he would NEVER

[dirtdevil]

Yeah, well, I guess I just have shit luck.

[ for a second he just eyes the canister, kind of like he thinks it might not be real. but when he finally reaches out to pick it up, he can confirm that it's definitely real—and definitely not just an empty container, either.

not that he really suspected it might be, of course. no trust issues here. nnnope. ]

Oh, I won't be wasting any of them. I'm not looking for an excuse to be lazy.

Good man!

[burnitblack]

How cavalier...

[more of a sarcastic, but noted drone than anything complimentary. dabi tucks the cloak away under the table; he'll be making good use of that in the future, so no complaints at all about the trade. hopefully levi's gonna be able to find or acquire another blood-proof robe or he's gonna get fucked up bad out there. if he ever goes hunting that is.

as for the disinfecting wipes, they're very much real. with that same intense "clean and zesty" scent if he cares to pop the top and take an aromatic sampling gander. it's pretty hefty too, no skimping on the wipes inside. dabi has no issue with levi checking the traded item out; he'd have done the exact same thing.]

If ya were lookin to be lazy, ya wouldn't be askin for cleanin products.

[dirtdevil]

Oh, you'd be surprised. This kind of thing would be perfect for a lazy person to use instead of actually getting shit clean.

[ "a lazy person" in this context most likely means "a person with normal standards who doesn't spend a large chunk of their life cleaning their already very clean home." you know, just for the record. ]

As a finishing touch, though, or maybe in a pinch, it'll be ideal.

[ cool, great, whatever you say, weirdo. he pulls his bag back open and places the canister safely inside. not that he's going to take it with him everywhere or anything.

that would be ridiculous. ]

If you ever happen to get more of these somehow, I'm Levi.

[ as in, on the magic rock. he's still kind of figuring out the omni, but he'll always find a way to make himself available for cleaning shit. ]

[burnitblack]

That's like sayin usin soap's the lazy way of gettin clean. What're ya gonna do, pour boilin water over everythin?

[dabi rolls his eyes at the notion and his own sarcasm. this guy doesn't seem the joking type, so he's pretty sure what he just said was in earnest sincerity. how can using a flash wipe not be considered cleaning? weird...

anyways.]

Clean freak...

[he's gonna let him do what he wants with it. dabi's in no position to be offering "cleanliness" advice. the trade's done, so at least both parties are satisfied with their ends.]

If ya got more interestin stuff to trade, then yeah, I could find more.

[psh, oh he has *a lot* more in storage, but considering what this guy produced for a trade, he's gonna give it a bit to settle and see if levi (odd name) is actually interested in more.]

Dabi. Call when ya like; I'll get back to ya whenever.

[no promises.]