[probably for the best, wrath of an angry god isn't exactly something viktor wants to deal with anytime soon. admittedly he's already been skirting around that today but he doesn't need the added help of magic fruit.

he lowers his hand, settling back as he counts it off,] Apples seem to make people share memories, grapes make you obsessive, lemons make you lustful. [shame there's no grapes of wrath joke to be made here.] Irritating, but no different than those floral foods last month. I have a theory it is either the shifting of months coming with a burst of excess arcane energy that finds its way into the plantlife, or the pthumerians find it amusing.