[the sanctuary kitchen is much better for making a proper meal, as it turns out. as he sets out ingredients he complains, because of course.]

One of you are at fault for this, I'm not sure which. [that goes to pal and allen. he's already dragged allen in to helping him with the soba, since he wanted to learn.] Look at me, I own an apron, I have opinions on kitchen appliances now. It's dreadful. Who am I? A monster, that is what.

[said like a man who is actually fine with this but there you go.] Nico's coming too, yes?