If he shows up here, I'm going to anonymously send him a seat cushion with bone print on it. Maybe he just doesn't know.
[Haha, no. Palamedes knows that aesthetic, he definitely does it on purpose, but also: the seat cushion thing would be funny?]
And that's just about every other language, for me. I only know the one, it's called House, [a Look thrown Nico's way, like yeah, he knows how super original that is,] and knowing my luck it's useless if whatever magic ensures our communication here suddenly stops working.
[He'll have to learn a lot of languages really quickly, huh! He knows House and maybe three words of Viktor's native language, although they are all saccharine things like 'sweetheart,' so at least he can still be sentimental if translation breaks down.]
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[Haha, no. Palamedes knows that aesthetic, he definitely does it on purpose, but also: the seat cushion thing would be funny?]
And that's just about every other language, for me. I only know the one, it's called House, [a Look thrown Nico's way, like yeah, he knows how super original that is,] and knowing my luck it's useless if whatever magic ensures our communication here suddenly stops working.
[He'll have to learn a lot of languages really quickly, huh! He knows House and maybe three words of Viktor's native language, although they are all saccharine things like 'sweetheart,' so at least he can still be sentimental if translation breaks down.]