[Break says this with confidence and a prim sniff, as he pats his hands against his legs and rises into a leisurely stretch. Your posture gets a little funky when you are on the floor concentrating really hard on being a brat about other people's doorknobs, it turns out.]
You know, I've never really considered what sort of unsavory creature I might like an offended witch to turn me into? This is not a problem I have ever had in the past. [Trench sure does bring about new and exciting quandaries!] I'd make a terribly fetching weasel, I bet. You could make me a little doublet, like in the Redwall stories.
[...Break does consume media for grown-ups from time to time, but only when it isn't too explosive or depressing, so. Mostly his life is just musical princesses, talking animals, and Pride and Prejudice now.]
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[Break says this with confidence and a prim sniff, as he pats his hands against his legs and rises into a leisurely stretch. Your posture gets a little funky when you are on the floor concentrating really hard on being a brat about other people's doorknobs, it turns out.]
You know, I've never really considered what sort of unsavory creature I might like an offended witch to turn me into? This is not a problem I have ever had in the past. [Trench sure does bring about new and exciting quandaries!] I'd make a terribly fetching weasel, I bet. You could make me a little doublet, like in the Redwall stories.
[...Break does consume media for grown-ups from time to time, but only when it isn't too explosive or depressing, so. Mostly his life is just musical princesses, talking animals, and Pride and Prejudice now.]