[That gets a smile] 'Cause you're a bad-ass.

[There really is no good segway to another subject so Jason just changes gears]

During my trip home, one of the first things that happened was we found out one of my team was infected by this alien parasite. They were hurt by sunlight so we whipped out a UV light and burned it out of her. She was pissed off, went chasing after it.

[It is a very broad summary, but it hits the highlights]