Surely even Baltus wouldn't dream of ruining my wedding.

[ Has Ange ever heard that dog yodel? Who knows. It's very likely that even if she hasn't, she can kind of imagine the sort of sound he'd make if he would start singing..

And it's not exactly wedding-appropriate. Sorry, Baltus. ]

He would lose out on so many scritches for the rest of his life. He'd never find someone who treats him as kindly as I do ever again. [ Okay, maybe that's a little bit of an exaggeration, Ange.

No matter how much biased treatment you give to that not-quite-dog at all times. ]