Kkkkkind of? Yeah. ( Is that what he's saying? Essentially, right? So then whey does Peter sound so uncertain.... (It's because he doesn't actually know Paimon well at all! Everything he's learned comes secondhand from Luna or others! Peter has been Hiding From This Thing!) )
.....He's kind of like the.... Pthumerians. Like he doesn't follow human logic. And trying to get grants from him helps remind him how he's... supposed to be? Last year he was spitting out gold coins all over the place if people so much as looked at him the right way.
( Peter, painfully aware how completely bizarre all of this is, winces sharply again. He's trying to give Robby some more information to potentially keep the other guy safe, but... he probably isn't doing a great job. He's already backpedaling... )
....Okay actually, if he's ever giving you a hard time, you should just get Luna. She'll help. Sorry. I'm— sorry. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
no subject
.....He's kind of like the.... Pthumerians. Like he doesn't follow human logic. And trying to get grants from him helps remind him how he's... supposed to be? Last year he was spitting out gold coins all over the place if people so much as looked at him the right way.
( Peter, painfully aware how completely bizarre all of this is, winces sharply again. He's trying to give Robby some more information to potentially keep the other guy safe, but... he probably isn't doing a great job. He's already backpedaling... )
....Okay actually, if he's ever giving you a hard time, you should just get Luna. She'll help. Sorry. I'm— sorry. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.