How hard can it be to eat one chip laden with a terrible burden, or: Huaisang can eat this whole chip at once, in the very indelicate way of a man who also spent most of his school nights eating handfuls of snacks as fast as possible for fear of being caught. Which is to say, they bump chips, and there they go, and he handles it deftly until Shen Yuan gives up.

This, for some reason, is very funny, and Huaisang abruptly claps a hand over his mouth so that he doesn't spit chip pieces everywhere when he snorts in delight. Don't perceive this, give him a second, he's doing great—

Okay. Crisis averted. Second crisis: these toppings aren't good. "Shen-ge, these are all just cold and wet!" Ah, and, "Is Shen-ge defeated? It was only the first snack."