[Okay, that actually does get him to crack a grin despite the situation.]

...Heh, fair enough. [He shakes his head, amused, and gestures again for the man to get on his back.] Alright, come on, I'll get you there. We can take it to my place, if you want. There's enough bathrooms there nobody's likely to notice someone holed up in one for a bit.

[There is nothing awkward about inviting a guy you punched in the face over inciting chaos that got your house burned down to the rebuilt version of that house, okay. It's fine. It's all fine.]