[If it was possible his jaw would have hit the ground right then and there with the boy's declaration of ludicrous claims. His eyes widen in shock and horror. Just what has this child been through exactly?! ]
What do you take me for? Some kind of deranged criminal?! [And when did he become the one on trial here??] That's quite a lot of harsh assumptions, wouldn't you say? It seems that tongue isn't the only thing that's sharp in that mouth of yours? [Referencing those teeth he caught a quick glimpse of when he flashed that wicked little smirk. ]