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baiyueguang ([personal profile] baiyueguang) wrote in [community profile] deercountry 2023-02-07 05:20 am (UTC)

Speed Dater (Open)

One minute, Xichen is scrubbing down the bathtub, then he does something very foolish for a person living in Trench and blinks. The next minute he's sitting a room he's never been in, on a comfortable couch his bottom has never touched, from a person he may or may not recognize, all while still dressed in a set of fancy inner robes that wouldn't look out of place in a classical wuxia drama, and an anachronistic pair of yellow rubber dishwashing gloves and smelling faintly of lemon scented cleaning fluid.

He's also wearing a nametag that reads 'Hello! My name is Lan Xichen / Lan Huan / Zewu-jun

"Er…" comes his rather befuddled greeting.

There is a pair of synchronous chimes from both his and the stranger's omnis, leaving them the rules of engagement, a set of randomized questions, and a gaudy little blurb about the individual. Lan Xichen's own reads as follows:

UN: CleansingSong

Congratulations, you have met the exception to the rule of "Yes, all men". Unfortunately this absolute specimen is blissfully married to a man he's been simping after for 20 years. Fortunately, he is also desperately lacking in the friends department and would like to make some. This gentle giant enjoys painting, music, history, and debates of situational morality. Highly likely that he was genetically engineered in a lab to be the perfect older brother figure.

( Lan Xichen | 39 | M | Cutsleeve)



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