slightlytaller: (desert -- grit)
Waver Velvet | Lord El Melloi II ([personal profile] slightlytaller) wrote in [community profile] deercountry 2023-02-11 03:10 am (UTC)

[He was being thoroughly fucked with.

Waver Velvet, dressed in comfortable hiking clothes that seemed more appropriate for someone working themselves up for a field expedition, all but radiated similar levels of annoyance. The name tag on his chest read Lord El Melloi II in bold letters, and all Waver could do was thank whatever gods had chosen to be merciful that the nametag at least included the 'II' at the end of it. Underneath the title was an additional clarifier: Waver Mackenzie Velvet that only had him rolling his eyes even further. Asriel would find a profile being shared as Waver scooped up his little black cat and sat down in the nearest chair.

Like her human, the cat was dressed for an outing and wearing a little gray cloak that had an additional note pinned to the hood: My name is Gray. I'm Not Actually His Apprentice.

...With all this, all Waver could do is look at Asriel, look at the arrangements, and heave a long suffering sigh.]


Someone has clearly set us up for a joke, and I'm not feeling like being a punchline today.

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