[If he's offended by the question, he doesn't show it. After all, there's no way the average person would have known that was an awkward topic. He's not even sure his closest friends know.]

Ah, well... there really wasn't one?

[For more awkward, uncomfortable reasons. But he'll err on the side of the less awkward ones. They're still true. Just not the whole truth.]

I was training for it my whole life. When you're a teenager, you don't really think too hard about a backup plan.