"I've encountered a few too many people who could easily star as the killer in slasher films, with abilities similar to my own. Seeing their trophies, or the photos or videos they kept, really ruins the genre," Chrollo says blandly. The infrastructure they made in Meteor City to attract criminal internet traffic worked very well, but it does mean they had to sort through a lot of awful things to find the people they were after.

"Inviting me back to your place for movies? Maybe speed dating really does work."