Look, my beautiful wife was amazing taste when it comes to a lot of things. ...Weapons not so much.

[She is absolutely willing to drag Ange over this. But she didn't exactly start hanging out with Ange because they were exactly the same.

However these are great options.]

Oh my gosh- You know. Maybe we should get you a weapon that does both. I think that would be a lot of fun. I had a teacher who used a blunderbuss axe. ...I wouldn't make yours like his, it would be way cooler.

[Ruby blinks.]

Wait let me look at it.

...As Peer Ations?

...Is that anything like Salutations? You know like the thing Penny says instead of hello?