You're not the first one I've heard that from around here. I think it made more sense back where I'm from. Being able to switch weapons on the fly could be the difference between life and death.

But I could make one up for you. And if you like it use it, if not I'm sure we can find someone else who would.

[There's a little snort to that. She has to avoid thinking about the virus that had nearly taken Penny back where she was from, but that certainly wasn't an evil Penny by any stretch.]

Gosh- An evil Penny would be absolutely nefarious. Instead of looking for friends she'd try and hook everyone else up. And she'd just say really mean things all the time.