hold your breath, kiss me now | catch-all

[slayerskiss]

Who: Faith Lehane & CR, both old and new
What: Catch-all. Faith has a normal valentines day.
When: Mid January to late February.
Where: All over Trench.

Content Warnings: Jealousy, toxic ideas about love and consent, loss of body autonomy, panic attacks.

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[jadedlynx]

I'm here for the part where I avoid electrocution.

[ Aren't they all? Ash has had his turn at a few games now so he knows the rules. His own profile ("Who's died twice, has parental issues, and a good heart that sometimes forgets how to control his mouth? One gang leader, Ash Lynx. His hobbies include sleeping too hard, biting people with sarcasm, sacrificing himself, and reading. Like all cats in the world, engage at your own risk.") is considerably tamer than hers, but that's a high bar. ]

That's a quote. Since it doesn't take a lot of explanation, I'll bite at the other part: what do you slay?

[slayerskiss]

Context of the quote is that I was talking to one of the worst serial killers in history. [Is that true? Probably. Diana made Spike out to be pretty fucking scary - and he killed three of her predecessors so that's something. The fact that when she'd met him he was a leashed up dog who'd lost all his bite in favor of meaningless barking.]

I slay vampires. And demons. Here? Mostly beasts.

[jadedlynx]

The context just sounds like you're into kinky stuff with serial killers.

[ And maybe she is. Ash isn't here to judge what kind of stuff she might be into. ]

Guns or martial arts training?

[slayerskiss]

Nah, was mostly just fuckin' with him by riling him all the way up and then walking away.

[She smiles, kind of itching for something to do with her hands. Least this stupid speed date could do is supply them with food and alcohol.]

Been trained in both, but I was actually given monster killing superpowers first. The training was just to learn how to utilize it and shit - and even then it was pretty useless for the most part.

[jadedlynx]

That would be my preferred order, too.

[ Monster killing super powers before having to kill monsters.

Ash taps on the cards. ]

Most of the questions in here are pretty boring unless you're really into talking about your favorite color. If you are, I have five minutes to kill.

[ But he can kill them in a better way, he supposes. Since some questions are kind of a dick move... ]

Funniest experience?

[slayerskiss]

One time I fistfought a grizzly bear? That was pretty funny.

[jadedlynx]

Yeah, I've h...

[ Ash sighs. ]

Sarcasm counts as a lie too if you use it wrong.

[ So much for 'yeah, I've heard those vampire bear'. ]

Unless it was possessed by a really lost demon, hobby or pleasure?