[Lance squints at him for that face and the words that follow.]

For your information, you were at that party too and- [He cuts off. That was where their first kiss happened /cough. Then he shakes his head and redirects.] And don't even get me started on when you went swimming in an ice bucket at Chloe's birthday and declared yourself king of the bottles. Or something… Chloe told me about it later.

[He heaves a huff of a breath and shrugs, looking agitated.]

Hell if I know who writes them.