thisislife: (baby love me 'cause I'm playing on the)
Lêxï HðwårÐ ([personal profile] thisislife) wrote in [community profile] deercountry 2023-03-18 12:23 am (UTC)

Twin Peaks = Best TV Show Ever. I may or may not have played Laura Palmer for 3 years.

At which point, Lexi would try to carry Luz. And likely fail miserably and need the help of someone bigger and taller and stronger to carry Luz back to Gaze.

"Oh. Really? Then, how the hell did I miss that, I was like peak viewing audience in the mid to late teens. Probably 'cause mom can't stop watching true crime shows and it's either learn to be entertained by murder or read a book." Lexi rolled her eyes affectionately. "I read a book. But I don't think I've seen that other show, is it good?"

"I want either loads of moons or loads of suns. Anything to make Earth seem cool. Like, Luke Skywalker didn't stare off into the distance staring at one setting sun, did he?" Because everyone knows that that was the height of cool. And no, she wasn't being ironic.

No pig, ever. She's heard she's missing out and she knows she's missing out because she didn't start keeping kosher until high school, but don't all religions require that? A little sacrifice?

"You've never seen it? Oh my god, it's so good! Kinda dude-centric, but it's easy to pretend that you're the special chosen one because the way this guy becomes the special chosen one is because he rocks at arcade games. And one of East Highland's few bright points is that it has an old-fashioned roller rink with an old-fashioned arcade. I wish I could take you there, introduce you to everyone. And then we could roller-skate to eighties hair metal until midnight. Perfect date ever," Lexi stated with conviction.

Sorry, she misheard her, she thought Luz said that Luz was the best?

"I know. But it's like invasive-invasive. I wanna make sure you're one hundred percent up for it. And, let's see...heaviest thing I've done was my couch for about fifteen minutes. Plenty of time to put someone in a time-out zone." They'd be flailing around mid-air for fifteen minutes and Lexi would be really really careful to not laugh at them. Much.

Depended on the infraction.

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