Lexi would manage maybe three feet before staggering to a stop and requesting help. Big, brawny help, even though she'd feel dumb asking for it. 'Here I am, reinforcing the gender binary' and so on.
"Okay, we're gonna watch it together. After you get at least a twenty-four hour nap. At least. Don't argue with me, this is a thing which is gonna happen." OR ELSE.
"Yes, reading 'Wuthering Heights' has really helped me in my day-to-day interactions with my fellow maladjusted nerds." And Lexi thought a moment. "Actually? Maybe it has? Fuck me, I never wanted that to happen!"
Yes, multiple suns and/or moons FTW.
And turkey. Or tofu. Either were substitutions for pork, but for a dish like that, go with turkey.
"Yes, yes, arcades! All of the old-school stuff, none of the modern bullshit. I think the most modern thing they have is the first version of the Mortal Kombat arcade game. And I wouldn't have it any~~ other~ way~~." Lexi said smugly. "But I need to watch that anime yesterday."
All of the movies, all of the time. And speaking of, she needs to nut up about having a bad movie night, she's been talking about it for months. But Argonaut's month seems like the best time to do it, that Pthumerian seemed nice enough.
"And I don't mind being taken on trips! So, it's like a perfect arrangement," Lexi declared firmly.
"Well...if I keep you at about an inch height over the pavement, I should be able to manage it. The higher the float, the more energy I expend. Like running a 5K versus running a marathon. For the former, all I need is a granola bar or two once I get to the end. So if you wanna chill and let the friendly skies of Lexi take you, I'm okay with that." She said, entirely seriously.
There was no time like the needs to get the girlfriend to a safe space time to incentivize someone.
No worries, my Laura is now an expert archer, headed to Thedas to be a romanceable option for DA:D!
"Okay, we're gonna watch it together. After you get at least a twenty-four hour nap. At least. Don't argue with me, this is a thing which is gonna happen." OR ELSE.
"Yes, reading 'Wuthering Heights' has really helped me in my day-to-day interactions with my fellow maladjusted nerds." And Lexi thought a moment. "Actually? Maybe it has? Fuck me, I never wanted that to happen!"
Yes, multiple suns and/or moons FTW.
And turkey. Or tofu. Either were substitutions for pork, but for a dish like that, go with turkey.
"Yes, yes, arcades! All of the old-school stuff, none of the modern bullshit. I think the most modern thing they have is the first version of the Mortal Kombat arcade game. And I wouldn't have it any~~ other~ way~~." Lexi said smugly. "But I need to watch that anime yesterday."
All of the movies, all of the time. And speaking of, she needs to nut up about having a bad movie night, she's been talking about it for months. But Argonaut's month seems like the best time to do it, that Pthumerian seemed nice enough.
"And I don't mind being taken on trips! So, it's like a perfect arrangement," Lexi declared firmly.
"Well...if I keep you at about an inch height over the pavement, I should be able to manage it. The higher the float, the more energy I expend. Like running a 5K versus running a marathon. For the former, all I need is a granola bar or two once I get to the end. So if you wanna chill and let the friendly skies of Lexi take you, I'm okay with that." She said, entirely seriously.
There was no time like the needs to get the girlfriend to a safe space time to incentivize someone.