And I can keep him happy. With your power aiding my own, I've finally become properly proficient at diverting accidents. Between the two of us, he'll be able to feel "normal" at last, as he's always wished.

[They are definitely not going to smother the poor man to death with their corrupted affections or anything. Their favorite bird definitely won't mind being caged for the rest of his life provided that he's given plenty of snacks and a few playmates who are good at weapons.]