Where are your parents? [Was she going to be another one of those kids that didn't have parents? That was just... weird.] Cats are temperamental at the best of times.

Wear more black, though I expect you would do well with tulle underskirts. You seem a bit young for make-up so we'll have to come up with something else.

[He wasn't being entirely serious either, though one might not be to able to tell.]