...honestly, I don't think I need to turn into myself. I think I'm kind of cute like this. [ Sure, she has a massive pair of balls and everything feels so very... strange. She opens and closes her paws like she's testing everything and then wiggles the tail (that's weird, her brain— his brain??— is making connections faster than she needs to think them over).

She looks up at him wide-eyed. ] But we need to... I need to run you through a few things. If I don't, you... well, you might faint. [ She scurries out of his way so he can enter his own apartment (this is weird, this is so weird) ]