"That definitely was flirting," Karkat admits, grinning at the nuzzling attempt. "I was actually planning to hack you regularly to get your attention. I was going to change all your icons to various pictures of badly drawn dicks." He was still probably going to do that, honestly.

He cackles when Kyle falls over, before proceeding to slam right into Kyle, tackling him back down against the ground. He leers down at him, sitting on his chest with a heavy thud.

"Take that back. I only date the most premium of premium babes when it comes to your species." Karkat actually didn't care that much about looks but instead lamented far more on personality and connection, but that wasn't as fun to tease about.