[The only saving grace of this mutually humiliating moment is that no children are around to witness it. They can curl under these blankets and never speak of this again.
...Well, after he's got all the bitching out of his system first, anyway. He does not go to make himself cozy in Break's side of the nest, because that's Intimacy™ and only acceptable for nieces and in "will never cross paths with this person ever again" circumstances. The fact that he is even still here speaks to the fact that Break has already crossed the threshold in which the latter could possibly happen, so. He will curl up under this section of blanket instead, thank you.
He groans, dramatically:]
I came to check in on you guys and he just suddenly decided my wings were no good and that I needed a taxi. No idea why.
[Perhaps next time he should call ahead to ensure Baltus is not in A Mood? ....nah.]
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...Well, after he's got all the bitching out of his system first, anyway. He does not go to make himself cozy in Break's side of the nest, because that's Intimacy™ and only acceptable for nieces and in "will never cross paths with this person ever again" circumstances. The fact that he is even still here speaks to the fact that Break has already crossed the threshold in which the latter could possibly happen, so. He will curl up under this section of blanket instead, thank you.
He groans, dramatically:]
I came to check in on you guys and he just suddenly decided my wings were no good and that I needed a taxi. No idea why.
[Perhaps next time he should call ahead to ensure Baltus is not in A Mood? ....nah.]