payingfordeliverance: (Smile: OvO)
Xerxes Break ([personal profile] payingfordeliverance) wrote in [community profile] deercountry 2021-12-29 04:42 am (UTC)

Break considers and rejects about nine different mean jokes he could make about Alice's extremely specific form of intelligence, and decides none of them are actually bratty enough to summon Sharon across dimensions to whack him with a fan for his transgressions and therefore not worth making. This gives Alice a bout of blessed silence as she drops a pile of dead things on their work table.

"...thhheeeeeeeennnnnnnn do you mean to suggest to me...that if our trap has your handiwork all over it, Oz will be so charmed by it that he comes home on his own?" This is probably not what Alice meant to suggest at all. However: "Good gravy, it just might work."

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