[On one hand, good news. On the other hand, very bad news. Dipper...]

I had no idea. That can't possibly be your fault.

[He falls silent for a moment to soak that information in, never having heard of that being possible before. It feels as if he shouldn't be surprised, and yet, he is. Truly, there was no limit to the imagination that the universe had to torture them, does it?]

Were you injected with Archon residue? Perhaps known more as the remnants of a god, long since left this world but still leaves a stain upon it, bottled into something more.

[This is secret Fatui information, but he doubts it'll matter to Falco. It almost sounds like a bunch of gibberish even coming out of his own mouth.]