[ Incredible choice. He claps his hands together, nods decisively, and sets off in what is hopefully the direction of the nearest stand. Bit difficult to see over all the bustle and masks and confetti. It's all delightfully festive and deeply inconvenient, which is the true spirit of parades. ]

A classic. Let's see if we can manage it without being trampled. I haven't been to one of these in ages, and they usually make me stand up front. People get very worried when you try to wander off for a hot dog, when you're God.