[ Again: this sounds like an easily fixable problem?? Just make a decree like The Emperor Our God finds it pleasing to shove and be shoved, and then boom, problem solved. ]

I think. [ Gideon says, slowly, because does he really need this pointed out to him? Probably not. ] People tend to get out of the way of skeletons because they're spooky as hell. Like, look at us. We look horrible.

[ That's just facts! Between the shoving and God's sense of direction, it's not too hard to make their way over to one of the food tents. Gideon's still not exactly sure what these are called, so: ] Two, please.