Dang, I guess that'd be a sweet deal for most people.

[Fern's never been one to care much about basic necessities, because he's an irresponsible gremlin, but he gets that normal people absolutely would.]

You got a point, but if Trench is anything like Deerington, applying logic to weird junk like 'ravens kidnapping us and dumping us on a boat somewhere' is only gonna give you a headache. Even if it doesn't make sense these bodies could still be them.