[Lance sits and listens, just lets Sasuke have the space to work through trying to explain all that. Then when it's clear he is done going through all the stuff he had fun with, Lance laughs a bit and smirks a little.]

Okay, I'm pretty sure that's the most I've heard you say since I met you. Also, all of that sounds like a blast, and I have so many questions, man. First: how do you just stand on the ceiling of a theater? Like, I got that chakra is involved, but that doesn't tell me much.

Also, your sensei was totally messing with you.