( the dog days are over )

[prescind]

Who: stefan salvatore (prescind) + amos burton (rocinantes) + katherine pierce (manipulative + wanda maximoff (explosion)
What: event + other shenanigans
When: january
Where: all over the place

Content Warnings: possible nsfw, language, violence

Comments

[manipulative]

So is that why you go around wearing your tightest jeans?

[ katherine stays beside him, taking one step at a time a step after him. she leans back and eyes his ass, which is in a nice pair of jeans if she says so herself. ]

The moment you wear shapeless pants, I'm gone.

[prescind]

Of course you are. I absolutely believe that.

( no, he doesn't. he doesn't believe that at all. )

I'll be sure to invest in some sweatpants to see if that's true.

[manipulative]

Tight sweatpants, Stefan.

[ please, listen to the lady and heed her. ]

Your ass, whether vampire or human, will always look good in the right pants. You just need some guidance on how to pick them.

[ guess who can provide such guidance. ]

[prescind]

Tight sweatpants defeat the point of pants!

( he's buying his regular sweatpants. )

They're supposed to be comfortable.

[manipulative]

And tight sweatpants aren't?

[ wtf stefan, that sounds so wrong. katherine does her best not to laugh at him. ]

Clearly, you're wearing the wrong type of pants, Stef. You're so lucky I'm here for you.

[prescind]

I am not wearing tight sweatpants.

( he would wear loose sweatpants that were comfortable but he's not going tight. )

Pass.

[manipulative]

So…

[ she keeps her lips pursed as she elongates the one word. ]

Does that mean no pants at all?

[prescind]

No, that means the baggiest sweatpants I can find.

( brought that on yourself, katherine. )

They'll be baggy, shapeless, and black.

[manipulative]

[ wrapping her hands around her mouth, she yells, ] Boo!

[ waving her hand, she sighs heavily. ] Go get them. I want to see these ugly sweatpants for myself.

[prescind]

Wow, you want a fashion show of ugly sweatpants?

( you're growing as a person, katherine. he snickers and turns around, heading to get the pants as requested. )

I'll do just that.