I'd offer to cook you dinner, but honestly, you don't want to eat anything I make.

(He had survived off the bare minimum for most of his life and had absolutely no skill or interest when it came to cooking.)

So I'll extend the offer to let you use my kitchen if you want.

(It could be a date, he thinks but doesn't say so out loud. He was just as wary as K was, even if for different reasons. It was a delicate situation - maybe more so because the connection was so strong. Having a basic crush on someone was as easy as accepting that it wasn't going to happen and moving on. But feeling like you found someone special? Not as easy to let go of.

He watches K out of the corner of his eye as they walk. He wants to groan when Ult Dirk is mentioned because goddamnit.)

Figures he'd do some shit like that. (Granted, Dirk loved the idea of sending K some raunchy pictures, but preferably on his terms.)

Did he send you any? (...And more importantly...) If yes, did you have a good experience?