givehead: by <user name="givehead"> (cozy glow)
𝙳𝚒𝚛𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛 ([personal profile] givehead) wrote in [community profile] deercountry 2022-02-28 11:43 pm (UTC)

I've had my decapitated head made out with before. I can't deny it was pretty sweet. Emotionally and erotically, obviously. It's flattering to know you're still kissable after you're butchered. Gave me the real dokis.

It's the idea, man. The idea.

I'm sure he's a real stand-up fellow.

Thanks, man. You can call me Dirk. But if orange-text-person rings better, I'm down for it. At least I'm unique~*.

That's completely unsurprising. I'm sending you my entire library of furry porn as we speak.


(Is he? He might be contemplating it for the sheer Irony.)

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