No, no, I'm fine. I just want to make sure you haven't been stolen by a toilet tentacle, or whatever! They're a thing! Ugh, the eyes were the worst part.
[because of course she's seen one of those before.]
...What happened to your hair? Is it static in there, or something?
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[because of course she's seen one of those before.]
...What happened to your hair? Is it static in there, or something?