( wow this sand is so quick!! )

[prescind]

Who: stefan salvatore (prescind) + amos burton (rocinantes) + katherine pierce (manipulative + wanda maximoff (explosion)
What: event + other shenanigans
When: march
Where: all over the place

Content Warnings: possible nsfw, language, violence

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[prescind]

I'd prefer you naked.

( he's gonna be a stubborn ass about this, it's true. )

I want to see that.

[manipulative]

[ she rolls her eyes good-naturedly. stubborn ass who got his foot stuck in stubborn quicksand. if katherine said she didn't enjoy it, she'd be lying. ]

Maybe when we get home. If we get home.

[ they'll get home, but sometimes she likes to exist on the pessimistic side just to see his reactions. ]

Are you making sure you're not stepping into any more quicksand?

[prescind]

We're making sure that we both don't step in quicksand.

( he gives her a look and then starts walking, grabbing her hand as he does. )

And stop talking like that. I don't want to live in this jungle for the rest of my eternal life.

[manipulative]

[ oh, he shouldn't have said that. ]

We could get a tree.

[ as she playfully ponders, she purses her lips and squeezes his hand, staying a very close step behind him. katherine is not regretting wearing her heels today; not at all. ]

We could get tree mail. You could swing on vines and carve our initials into every tree trunk you bump into.

[prescind]

Oh yeah, that's exactly what I want to do. Get a tree and just swing from it. Sounds very productive.

( he rolls his eyes and shakes his head. )

I'm not going to go full Tarzan. Not really my thing.

[manipulative]

Why not?

[ katherine sounds more affronted than she is. she doesn't try to correct herself. it's fun teasing stefanzan. ]

You have the whole man of the woods thing going for you with all the plaid in your closet.

[prescind]

( she is really pushing this, isn't she? stefan laughs but again, he shakes his head because that is still not going to happen no matter how much she tries. )

Because I like living in a house and I don't want to be a man of the woods. The flannel is because it's warm when it gets cold out.

( not because he wants her or anyone thinking he's some man of the woods. he's not a lumberjack. )

[manipulative]

You could literally wear a plain shirt and still be warm, Stefan.

[ she rolls her eyes good-naturedly and squeezes his hand. sometimes his logic is pure male. a plaid shirt is no different to his block blue shirts. in fact, she much prefers his blue shirts over any other shirt.

she should throw all of his shirts into a sinkhole. ]

Unless you're busying shirts of special material that I don't know of?

[prescind]

Are you really denigrating my shirts?

( she's the one who steals them all the time. )

If you don't like them that much, stop taking them.

[manipulative]

No.

[ she scrunches her face up distastefully at that. even if he actually had a shirt specifically made out of a potato sack, she would still claim it as her own. after all, it would still be his shirt. ]

How else will you run out of shirts if I don't take them?

[ honestly!

and like a typical villain, she reveals her plan... in a very simple monologue. ]

[prescind]

Is that what you're trying to accomplish? Me running out of shirts?

( wow katherine wow. he shakes his head. )

I'm going to take a shopping trip without you at some point and buy a bunch of shirts without you knowing.