( wow this sand is so quick!! )

[prescind]

Who: stefan salvatore (prescind) + amos burton (rocinantes) + katherine pierce (manipulative + wanda maximoff (explosion)
What: event + other shenanigans
When: march
Where: all over the place

Content Warnings: possible nsfw, language, violence

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[prescind]

You wouldn't ever want to go camping with me anyway. That is definitely not your type of date.

( and while stefan might suggest to see what she does, he's not that stupid either. he huffs and shakes his head. )

You would bitch and moan and scowl at me the entire time.

[manipulative]

[ she smiles up at him sweetly and makes a show of batting her eyelashes. ]

And you'd enjoy every moment of it.

[ of her bitching and moaning and scowls. she'd glamp... but just barely. ]

Every whine. Every huff.

[prescind]

Until I couldn't take it anymore and took you to a hotel.

( that's the only way it would stop. and it couldn't be just any hotel. it'd have to be high class. )

Then, we'd be having your kind of vacation.

[manipulative]

Mhm.

[ she smiles, laughing lightly. expensive sheets, baths, room service... that's more her idea of what camping is. she prefers mud masks more than dirt beneath her nails and staining her knees. ]

You'd enjoy yourself. I would kill for one of those fluffy robes right now.

[prescind]

Well, we don't have those so maybe let's try and get out of here and see if we can find one?

( he doesn't need to train and she doesn't need to whine so maybe they could just focus. )

Come on. I've still got a bad feeling about all this.

[manipulative]

About our very near future in fluffy white robes and nothing else?

[ she hums, delighted. coming to stand right at his heels, katherine doesn't come to be beside him. she bats away some branches and bush that's no doubt going to tear at her clothes if she does. ]

We could even get some nice slippers.

[prescind]

I don't wear slippers.

( no way, no how. he'd wear socks or he'd go barefoot. )

You can wear slippers like the very old woman you are.

( all women her age wore those house slippers, didn't they? )

[manipulative]

Why not?

[ katherine pouts at him. glancing down at his feet—which neither have socks nor are bare—she makes a show of eyeing him up and imagining him wearing slippers. he'd be cute. ]

Are you embarrassed you'll slip?

[ she chuckles proudly at that one. yes, she's embracing being an old woman now. ]

[prescind]

What? No, I'm not embarrassed, I wouldn't slip and I just prefer bare feet or shoes. I don't need slippers.

( he's been fine his entire life without slippers. he's not about to start now. )

If I slip, maybe I'll consider slippers but I have no need of them now.

[manipulative]

You don't want to wear matching slippers?

[ katherine steps in front of him and turns so she's walking backwards. she pouts dramatically at him, sparing a few glances over her shoulder to ensure she isn't about to trip over a ditch or uproot. ]

We could be a cute couple.

[prescind]

I don't want to wear slippers. I don't like them.

( and they weren't needed. so no, no matching, cute couple things for this. )

I'll go barefoot.