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( wow this sand is so quick!! )

Who: stefan salvatore (

prescind) + amos burton (

rocinantes) + katherine pierce (

manipulative + wanda maximoff (

explosion)
What: event + other shenanigans
When: march
Where: all over the place

Content Warnings: possible nsfw, language, violence

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[ katherine stumbles and almost snaps her ankle, but she saves it quickly and with a hard press of her heel into the soft earth. she doesn't release his hand. stefan has proven he cannot be trusted to look where he's stepping. ]

Only one of your pant legs is ruined.

[ she's looking down at his legs. ]

Hop back in with your other one.

You first.

( honestly, he could care less about his pants leg right now. he's just very glad to be out of the quicksand. he puts his hands on his knees and breathes out. )

I just wanna get out of here at this point. I'm done with this jungle stuff.

You mean you don't want to be Stefan of the Jungle?

[ she blows out a disappointed breath. katherine smiles and glances around, ensuring nothing is thinking this is going to be the prime time to attack two vampires. ]

You'd be hot in just the loincloth.

Shut up.

( stefan rolls his eyes and starts to walk away from the quicksand because they are not going that way. )

I don't own a loincloth and I will not be wearing one anytime soon no matter how you bat your eyes at me.

Why not?

[ katherine pouts and trudges along behind him. that's such a mean thing to say! ]

Not even for my six hundredth?

It's just gonna get taken off me so why even start with it on?

( he's logical, katherine. see his logic! )

Because.

[ the logic he proposes has so many holes. so many—and none of them are fun to look at! ]

I want the visual of you in a loincoth before it's taken off. Don't you want me to have that memory, Stefan?

You can have your fantasies because I am not wearing a loincloth for any amount of money in the world.

( it just wasn't going to happen, katherine. he shakes his head. )

I'll wear my shorts or nothing at all. No loincloths.

Edited 2022-04-11 00:24 (UTC)

[ when they get out of here, she's going to buy him a loincloth. ]

I was going to wear the female outfit equivalent to Tarzan's loincloth, but... [ she sighs dramatically and heavily. ] I suppose not.

Fine, just be naked.

( you're not going to win this one and he is not going to be convinced to wear a loincloth. )

I'm definitely okay with that.

No.

[ she shakes her head and smiles as she walks behind him, carefully placing her feet on the ground. ]

It's either the Jane look or you get me in a potato sack.

Fine, I like potato sacks.

( he's not calling your bluff, katherine. nope. )

You look attractive in anything.

[ she rolls her eyes. grateful that she's behind him, she slips her disappointed mask into place and ensures she sounds particularly put out. ]

But you don't seem to think I'd look attractive as Jane.

[ that's so sad. :( ]

I didn't say that. You're assuming.

( that's not nice, katherine. he doesn't appreciate that at all. )

I just said I would like to see you in a potato sack. It's nice on you.

[ she waves her hand dismissively and takes this as her opportunity to smack his ass lightly. ]

And you will... one day. [ her motto is to never say never, after all. and he can't say she wasn't listening! ] But we're discussing Jane. Don't you want to see that?

I'd prefer you naked.

( he's gonna be a stubborn ass about this, it's true. )

I want to see that.

[ she rolls her eyes good-naturedly. stubborn ass who got his foot stuck in stubborn quicksand. if katherine said she didn't enjoy it, she'd be lying. ]

Maybe when we get home. If we get home.

[ they'll get home, but sometimes she likes to exist on the pessimistic side just to see his reactions. ]

Are you making sure you're not stepping into any more quicksand?

We're making sure that we both don't step in quicksand.

( he gives her a look and then starts walking, grabbing her hand as he does. )

And stop talking like that. I don't want to live in this jungle for the rest of my eternal life.

[ oh, he shouldn't have said that. ]

We could get a tree.

[ as she playfully ponders, she purses her lips and squeezes his hand, staying a very close step behind him. katherine is not regretting wearing her heels today; not at all. ]

We could get tree mail. You could swing on vines and carve our initials into every tree trunk you bump into.

Oh yeah, that's exactly what I want to do. Get a tree and just swing from it. Sounds very productive.

( he rolls his eyes and shakes his head. )

I'm not going to go full Tarzan. Not really my thing.

Why not?

[ katherine sounds more affronted than she is. she doesn't try to correct herself. it's fun teasing stefanzan. ]

You have the whole man of the woods thing going for you with all the plaid in your closet.

( she is really pushing this, isn't she? stefan laughs but again, he shakes his head because that is still not going to happen no matter how much she tries. )

Because I like living in a house and I don't want to be a man of the woods. The flannel is because it's warm when it gets cold out.

( not because he wants her or anyone thinking he's some man of the woods. he's not a lumberjack. )

You could literally wear a plain shirt and still be warm, Stefan.

[ she rolls her eyes good-naturedly and squeezes his hand. sometimes his logic is pure male. a plaid shirt is no different to his block blue shirts. in fact, she much prefers his blue shirts over any other shirt.

she should throw all of his shirts into a sinkhole. ]

Unless you're busying shirts of special material that I don't know of?

Are you really denigrating my shirts?

( she's the one who steals them all the time. )

If you don't like them that much, stop taking them.

No.

[ she scrunches her face up distastefully at that. even if he actually had a shirt specifically made out of a potato sack, she would still claim it as her own. after all, it would still be his shirt. ]

How else will you run out of shirts if I don't take them?

[ honestly!

and like a typical villain, she reveals her plan... in a very simple monologue. ]

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