He, Ruby, and a few others were going to be like a sober hydration team. Then Midoriya fell in the line of duty, and oh, how the mighty have fallen. His already thick hair is disheveled, and there is a light tipsy flush all over his face.

He hears an oddly familiar suppressed laugh, which indicates a person he knows. This false sense of security delays the opening of his eyes--

"Is that y--WAAAH!!"

Cold water drenches his upper body, and all his limbs flail as he struggles to leave the tub. He's awake now.