Oh! A dick. [she says it way louder than she should, but that just makes it funnier.] Got it.
[she is stupid when she's drunk. it's funny, or she at least hopes it is. right now, she's just interested in watching faith try to pick the lock—and in trying to block her body from the rest of the party so she's not doing crimes out in the open.]
Always wanted to learn how to do this kind of thing. Never tried. Last door I kicked down, the girl I was with thought it was hot, so I never tried picking anything ever again.
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[she is stupid when she's drunk. it's funny, or she at least hopes it is. right now, she's just interested in watching faith try to pick the lock—and in trying to block her body from the rest of the party so she's not doing crimes out in the open.]
Always wanted to learn how to do this kind of thing. Never tried. Last door I kicked down, the girl I was with thought it was hot, so I never tried picking anything ever again.