See, the Mayor of Sunnydale was actually this super ancient immortal warlock, who'd sold his soul ages ago. And the thing is, he'd always been the Mayor, it's just that sometimes he'd change his face. He built Sunnydale, and he built it right under this great big hole in the world called the Hellmouth, so it just attracted demons and vampires by the fuckin' thousands.
So in addition to all that infrastructure, he designed the town so it would be easier for monsters to get around and feed and kill to their hearts content. And the police of Sunnydale answered to one guy. Give you three guesses who.
[She is leaving out the fact that she also worked for the Mayor, that he took her in when everyone else turned on her, when the Watcher's Council tried to deport her he'd given her a home richer than her mother's entire collective value as a person. All he'd asked of her was to be her awful self, and to kill all her so-called friends.]
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See, the Mayor of Sunnydale was actually this super ancient immortal warlock, who'd sold his soul ages ago. And the thing is, he'd always been the Mayor, it's just that sometimes he'd change his face. He built Sunnydale, and he built it right under this great big hole in the world called the Hellmouth, so it just attracted demons and vampires by the fuckin' thousands.
So in addition to all that infrastructure, he designed the town so it would be easier for monsters to get around and feed and kill to their hearts content. And the police of Sunnydale answered to one guy. Give you three guesses who.
[She is leaving out the fact that she also worked for the Mayor, that he took her in when everyone else turned on her, when the Watcher's Council tried to deport her he'd given her a home richer than her mother's entire collective value as a person. All he'd asked of her was to be her awful self, and to kill all her so-called friends.]