[oh, she is certain he has no idea. but she's also certain that it'll be really funny to see where this goes next. she doesn't laugh on the outside, but she's bursting with it inside.]

All right, I trust you. I won't interfere between young whatever-this-is. [she puts her hands up as defensively as she can.] But in return, I want the deets. The hot goss. What is it you kids say these days?

[she knows she sounds like a mom trying way too hard to be cool. she hopes it's funny.]