Shinji-kun does deserve it more than Paul and to be free from this horrible conversation. Sadly, he does not have the wherewithal to do anything but simply sit there and experience.

At Midoriya's sputtering, Kaworu laughs, soft but clear like a ringing bell. And for a moment, he's overcome enough that he forgets that his head hurts or that he feels nauseous because he's just happy to be here in this place with two people he cares for very much. Then the moment passes and he's forced to clamp his mouth shut for a good thirty seconds before meekly reaching over to sip at the water.

"Well. You still could."

He reaches under his pillow and pulls out... another condom. Thanks Johnny the insecure condom fairy for providing.