For a second, he thought Kaworu was going to say "thick." It's the kind of unbridled cursed energy he exudes. It's in Kaworu's eyes, if not his words. Midoriya flushes deeper and does not take the condom. He thinks going downstairs with bits of lubricant on him would be difficult to explain to other members of the household.
"Womanhood too," he adds automatically to Paul. In Midoriya's world, the US is not without its problems, but their #1 Hero is undeniably built like a tank and hits like one too.
Midoriya returns to making pointed eye contact with Paul's darkly smudged ones. He couldn't directly mock the size of "bananas." That's rude; people can't help the way they're born. He can be dubious about Paul and Johnny's judgment regarding protection. He says nothing about the worm or anything it resembles; everyone's got their weird hobbies.
"If there's no eggplants in the kitchen, there's probably something growing on the house."
If there's a way to ensure safety, Midoriya will be obstinate about it. He's going to sex educate his friends if it kills him. It probably will, given how much blood keeps rushing to his face. At least it's not rushing to other places.
better late than never cw: stupid teens playing with condoms
"Womanhood too," he adds automatically to Paul. In Midoriya's world, the US is not without its problems, but their #1 Hero is undeniably built like a tank and hits like one too.
Midoriya returns to making pointed eye contact with Paul's darkly smudged ones. He couldn't directly mock the size of "bananas." That's rude; people can't help the way they're born. He can be dubious about Paul and Johnny's judgment regarding protection. He says nothing about the worm or anything it resembles; everyone's got their weird hobbies.
"If there's no eggplants in the kitchen, there's probably something growing on the house."
If there's a way to ensure safety, Midoriya will be obstinate about it. He's going to sex educate his friends if it kills him. It probably will, given how much blood keeps rushing to his face. At least it's not rushing to other places.