[Wow, please tell him about undercity nightclubs sometime, his entire experience with anything club-like ever has been one new year's talent show party in a bar, here. Add nightclubs to the new list of things Palamedes has never heard of in his life.]

Hmm. Which part is the mutation? I'd have to guess size, but I wouldn't know. [Being pink is his second guess, for the record; what are the Rio Facts.]

And I'll take your word for it; as long as she's happy with it, I'll be happy with it. What do we need for cooking? If you're handling the perch, I'll gather up more kitchen supplies. You might have noticed I have limited tableware and a few pots.