[Bucket list item 2: tales of the illustrious Thot Corps (not the real name), possibly delivered in a bar while someone is getting punched ten feet away. Nothing can go wrong.]
She's connected to you, so I suppose that has something to do with it. I know it isn't purely symbiotic — you would have to eat far more fruit to keep up — but something something, blood magic, yes? Typical answer for a legitimate question, as is customary.
[That said, the mental image of little kid Viktor mucking around in the fungi to feed his big pet - cute. Still lucky that collecting mushrooms all day isn't necessary here, though.
He adds Spices to his mental list, and adds a subsequent mental footnote to specify Spices That Can Hurt The Stomach, Tasty?, for Viktor's sake. He's putting in the effort.]
I'll get on it. I assume neither of us want to eat anything that secretly has powdered blood in it?
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She's connected to you, so I suppose that has something to do with it. I know it isn't purely symbiotic — you would have to eat far more fruit to keep up — but something something, blood magic, yes? Typical answer for a legitimate question, as is customary.
[That said, the mental image of little kid Viktor mucking around in the fungi to feed his big pet - cute. Still lucky that collecting mushrooms all day isn't necessary here, though.
He adds Spices to his mental list, and adds a subsequent mental footnote to specify Spices That Can Hurt The Stomach, Tasty?, for Viktor's sake. He's putting in the effort.]
I'll get on it. I assume neither of us want to eat anything that secretly has powdered blood in it?