I am tempted. I can think of several off the top of my head- the time I lost my crutch to pirates, mushrooms, the fact I cannot look up when outside without perhaps laying eyes on the local soul sucking butterfly population. The fact I have yet to find a place that sells coffee beans. [he starts checking them off with his fingers. to be fair opening it up past bloodtype and there's just an endless array of fuckery to explore.]

Quite. I don't agree to live with just anyone, as it turns out. Very selective. [that's actually very true. there are many people here he considers himself quite friendly with that he would have declined the same offer, not out of dislike but practicality. being able to mesh in the right ways, as it were.

he has to laugh, sitting up properly to nudge rio.] Rio, come on now, he needs that leg. [rio makes a sleepy merp but lifts herself, an impressive yawn before she's readjusting and just curling into a comfy ball but this time without a leg pillow.] Well, if you like it by some miracle I'll next teach you how to make windup boats from scratch.