[Truth be told, he would like something pink and fizzy. Alcohol, in his limited experience, which is the new year's party and the walk to this table a moment ago... smells? It stinks. He definitely caught a whiff of some cheap champagne smelling like wet yeast on the walk over here, so his suggestion is anything that doesn't come with a noxious odor.

He is still squinting up at the drinks list, though. With a hum, he sits back, tapping his fingers on the table before—]

I don't know what any of this means. There's a blue one in that picture, how advisable would that one be?

[He points; it's certainly a cocktail, fizziness unknown.]

Better question: does beer smell like wet mud?