[how would the local potter feel about being asked to make a hollow skull out of clay. given the trench this probably isn't that weird. also he's trying not to looked charmed and keep up the stern bit, but it isn't working.]

Eh, hard to say. He can be fairly dense. [casually mean, that's what friendship is.] To be fair he's aware painting on mugs isn't his strong suit so I doubt he'd be particularly offended. It would be just as terrible if it turned out well anyway.

[ugh, the kiss absolutely ruins the stern bit, expression softening on cue. hopeless. the squid mug just makes it worse.] I do like your squid art. Very well, if any mugs are to be had and accepted here it will be your squid artwork on one.